Impossible!!

Could It Really Happen?

It happened last Saturday. Julia and I were camping in my back yard. We were telling jokes and eating cakes when we heard an odd, cute noise coming from the shoe. We thought it sounded like a talking cat.
Bravely, Julia wailed to the cat. I heard sad music and laughed to my friend. Right before my eyes I saw Julia disappear and then reappear as a peculiar, 643–foot turtle. I jumped! But then the turtle shouted and said, “I'm starving. Got any cookies?”
“Wa-wah-where's Julia?” I stammered.
“What's wrong with you? I am Julia!”
That's when I fainted.